On Saturday, I was able to attend the
Romantic Times Convention Teen Day. Here are my adventures.
(Apologies in advance if the pictures look funny-- the rooms were so dark that my pictures came out barely visible, so I had to edit them. And for simplicity's sake, I'll just say the first book of any series the author wrote so you know who they are and I don't have to remember series names.)
My mom and I got to the hotel where the convention was being held at like 7:30 in the morning, because my mom was volunteering. Because there was nothing else for me to do at such an early hour in a room full of people well beyond my age, I took to helping as well. We had to move a ton of boxes throughout the giant signing room, and because the teen author rows were separate, moving all their books was fun because no one in the room knew who the teen authors were. If I had to hear "is this a teen-y book?" one more time, there may not have been any survivors.
Some people had their own table, like so:

(Cassandra Clare's table and some of the gazillion boxes that contained her books.)
Otherwise, the authors were sitting on one giant row:

(Kimberly Derting's seat.)
Once the signings began, I was able to go chat with or get books signed from Alyson Noel (
Evermore), Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl (
Beautiful Creatures), Richelle Mead (
Vampire Academy), Carrie Ryan (
The Forests of Hands and Teeth), Kimberly Derting (
The Body Finder), Cassandra Clare (
City of Bones), Jennifer Lynn Barnes (
Raised by Wolves), and Sarah Rees Brennan
(The Demon's Lexicon).Carrie Ryan said I reminded her of Jennifer Lynn Barnes, which I take as a compliment because Jennifer is pretty awesome and apparently an expert on monkeys. When I was talking with Sarah Rees Brennan, she brought up that Jennifer should write about weremonkeys because of her vast primate knowledge. I agree with the weremonkey idea wholeheartedly.
After I got all my stuff signed, I chatted with
Alyson and
Alethea for a bit before finding my mom, who was helping Cassandra Clare at her very maddening signing line. Because the line was so long, I was wrangled into helping by cutting off wristbands so no one could cheat and get back in line, as well as writing names down for personalizations. Because I am awkward and do not like speaking with people, these tasks were not very enjoyable. However, I was able to eavesdrop on conversations, which I do enjoy because I am a creeper like that, and found out that the casting of the
City of Bones movie is moving along. I think Cassandra Clare said there were about 5 options for Jace, and that Jace will be cast before anyone else (besides Clary, who is already being portrayed by Lily Collins), which saddens my Simon-loving heart.
After the signing was over, my mom and I got lunch, where I was forced to talk to some random adult-writing author whose name I do not care to know. When I said I've never read on an e-reader, she asked "Then what do you read on?" Is there another option besides an ACTUAL BOOK?
After that debacle, I went to an author speed reading panel session thing, which featured Sarah Rees Brennan, Cassandra Clare, Jennifer Lynn Barnes, Holly Black (
White Cat), Kimberly Derting, Carrie Ryan, Ann Aguirre (
Enclave), Rachel Vincent (
My Soul to Take), Rosemary Clement Moore (
The Splendor Falls), and Kristi Cook (
Haven).I think the unintentional theme of the reading turned out to be "smut," though some people had completely smut-free things to read. Not Sarah Rees Brennan, however. She introduced her passage from
The Demon's Lexicon by saying that before the book was completely finished her editor said she could add more romance-y bits, if she wanted. When Sarah thought about what kind of hot romantic scene she could add, she said she thought, "Seasickness? That's hot!" Thus, the seasickness scene of
The Demon's Lexicon was born.

(Rosemary Clement Moore, who read a very humorous and apparently based-on-true-events [minus the hotness of the cowboy] excerpt from the beginning of
Texas Gothic.)

(Jennifer Lynn Barnes, who read excerpts from a soon-to-be-released short story from the
Raised by Wolves universe and part of her story in the
Enthralled anthology. Sadly, weremonkeys made no appearances in either excerpt.)

(Rachel Vincent, who read from either a short story set in the Soul Screamers universe or
If I Die -- I can't remember which. Either way, there was an asylum involved, so I was a fan.)
After the readings, there was a short Q&A. All I remember from that Q&A was that Kimberly Derting switched to wanting to be a writer when "foxy lady trucker" turned out to not be a lucrative career choice. I think that if I had to remember only one thing from that panel, I would have chosen that fact.
Then came a panel all about world-building, moderated by Holly Black and featuring Jeri Smith Ready (
Shade), Sarah Rees Brennan, Cassandra Clare, Alyson Noel, and Ally Carter (
I'd Tell You I'd Love You But Then I'd Have to Kill You).
This turned out to be quite a fun panel, mainly because Sarah Rees Brennan was a surprise panelist and was the only one who did the pantomime promised in the panel description.
Here she is, acting out some of the research she did:

(She was doing a mock sword fight, as in The Demon's Lexicon [I think] there is a sword fight on the wires of the bridge. Sarah went to said bridge and climbed on the wires just to make sure it was possible to get up there, when a random man came after her and told her not to jump. He was assured of her safety when she revealed that she was writing a book, not jumping off the bridge.)
Sarah also discussed that her least favorite thing other authors do in world-building is when things come out of nowhere. There is a term she has for this action, but it is of questionable appropriateness. But no matter! The story shall continue without the name. She used an example from
The Dark is Rising movie, in which Christopher Eccleston's villainous character tells the hero "Did you know you have a brother? Did you know I've kept him in prison all these years? Did you know he is in THIS SNOW GLOBE? *pulls out snowglobe*" Or something like that happened in the film. There was definitely a snow globe involved, because Sarah then expressed her desire for authors to "put the snow globe on the mantelpiece early on."
Other things discussed included the emotions authors have when writing the intense portions of their books. Alyson Noel discussed that there was a particularly intense scene in
Shadowland that brought her to tears because she feels like Ever as she is writing. Cassandra Clare discussed her hatred of villains messing with the hero's love lives for no particular reason. Ally Carter discussed how it's alright to use things in your book's world if they are genre-wide ideas, such as the funny naming of heists and capers in Ally's book
Heist Society and other crime books and films.
And because this post is already very long, a short recap of the rest of the night:
- Went to the Teen Party
- Got some books and swag
- Got to meet and talk with lovely people, like Lauren from 365 of Reading and Janelle
- Talked with Jennifer Lynn Barnes about the need for her to write about weremonkeys. We also discussed the fact that milkshakes always turn up in her books, and the only reason she remembers is because copy editors always try to make it "milk shake" instead of "milkshake."
- Talked with Sarah Rees Brennan about the fact that maybe if Christopher Eccleston stayed on for more than one series of Doctor Who, the whole snowglobe debacle could have been avoided.
...among other social interactions.
It was a fun day, but perhaps next time I should write a recap the day it occurs, rather than the day after, because remembering things requires great difficulty.